{"id":693,"date":"2003-12-13T14:48:53","date_gmt":"2003-12-13T20:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?p=693"},"modified":"2016-07-20T13:47:58","modified_gmt":"2016-07-20T18:47:58","slug":"life-day-party-2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?p=693","title":{"rendered":"Life Day Party 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chicago Force continued with the annual holiday tradition by invading the house of JediJeff to eat his food, watch his TV, and leave severed chicken parts in his mailbox for the poor post office employee to find.<\/p>\n<p>We had a good turn-out, as always, and everyone had a great time&#8230;until Jeff started showing the &#8220;Holiday Special&#8221; anyway.  Seriously, folks, this should really only be used to induce vomiting.  Don&#8217;t let that scare you away from coming out next year, though.  We can&#8217;t say it any more plainly than this:  if you don&#8217;t come out, you are missing out on a great time.<br \/>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-693 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=694'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130610-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-694\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-694'>\n\t\t\t\tThings start out harmlessly enough with &#8220;Thumb Wars&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=695'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130611-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-695\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-695'>\n\t\t\t\tThe Dark Lord of the Dip\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=696'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130612-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-696\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-696'>\n\t\t\t\t&#8220;X-Men 2&#8221; captures everyone&#8217;s attention\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=697'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130613-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-697\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-697'>\n\t\t\t\tSithman shows his cinematic opus\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=698'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130614-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-698\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-698'>\n\t\t\t\tThe serving area was buzzing with &#8220;Lord of the Rings&#8221; talk\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=699'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130615-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-699\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-699'>\n\t\t\t\t&#8220;Would you like a chicken foot, my pretty?&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=700'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130616-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-700\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-700'>\n\t\t\t\tThe now-traditional showing of Jeff&#8217;s butt\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/?attachment_id=701'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/coruscant.chicagoforce.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC130617-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-701\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-701'>\n\t\t\t\tYeah!  Look at us!\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chicago Force continued with the annual holiday tradition by invading the house of JediJeff to eat his food, watch his TV, and leave severed chicken parts in his mailbox for the poor post office employee to find. 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