On September 20, 2003, Chicago Force had it’s Second Annual Paintball Extravaganza! OK, maybe it wasn’t ‘extravagant’, but it was a great day for paintball. Not too cold, not too hot, nice and sunny.
There was a good turn-out, with 27 people showing up to shoot Hawk…er, to play a rousing game of paintball. And how about those Star Wars scenario games, eh? Boy, we really hyped those didn’t we? That was going to be a lot of fun, we’re a Star Wars group, we’re playing paintball, we should play Star Wars paintball games…
Well, they sucked. I admit it, they didn’t work at all. Not even a little bit. In retrospect, I think I was making the rules too complex, and in the heat of ‘combat’, the fewer rules you have to remember the better. Also, there was a bit of friction with the management (we don’t need to go into that now; it’s a quality field, run by professional people, but everyone has their bad days), and we were only able to try one scenario: the Geonosis Arena. It seemed that the material I chose to make the ‘impenetrable’ Jedi lightsabers out of…well, let’s just say that paintballs went right through it. The armor of the AT-ATs was the same stuff, even if we would have been able to use them. The moral of the story is either keep the rules simple, or stick to tried-and-true paintball games.
That’s not to say that we didn’t have a good time. Everyone that I talked to whole-heartedly gave the day a thumbs up. Blast Camp is a great field, and Nate was an excellent ref. He was able to keep a rowdy group in check and had some great games for us to play.
Most of the post-game talk was along the lines of “Can’t wait until next year!”, and I think it’s safe to say that Chicago Force will be back at Blast Camp on the third weekend of September, 2004. Who knows, we may even drag along some Trekkies to shoot at.
Have I talked enough? You just want to see the pictures already? OK…
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Nate explains the rules. Pay attention!
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The long walk to the field
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The mad rush for the center
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The first casualty
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The teams take up positions
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The Goal
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Sithman hides in the grass
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Richie waits for his next victim
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Thom fall down, go boom
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Mark shoots me in the groin area
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Reds clean up opposition around the fort
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Nate gives us the run-down. Keep those goggles on!
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You start with one hand on the wall
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We could also use one side of the building
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Red team returns fire
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Preparing to make a break for it
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What does he mean, cover him?
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Bien and Hawk-boy get within spitting distance of each other…and don’t know it.
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With Hawky eliminated, Bien sprays paint at the enemy
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Carrie takes a point-blank shot to the hand. Ouch!
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“We’ve got the flag! Let’s go!”
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Bosh provides cover fire…
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…only to be met with furious opposition
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Go! Go! Go!
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Ray gets a good angle
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Daylan makes a break for the flag
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Theresa shoots Daylan AND gets the flag
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(insert Tusken roar)
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Game on!
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No, you need to be on TOP of the hill
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Mark is eliminated early. Serves him right for shooting a ref.
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Losses on the Red team are heavy
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Adam waggles his behind at the other team. Insult, or invitation?
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Sithman begins his Reign of Terror. He’s in that bush in front of Richie.
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“Come out, Sithy…”
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Sithman’s second victim
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Sithy bags number 3
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Number 4 falls to Sithman’s ninja powers
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Sithy finally falls as he raises up to claim his 5th kill
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“What’er you lookin’ at, boy?”
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“Now, if I only had a grenade…”
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Kevin draws a bead on Mary…
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…who is unaware she is about to be done for the day.
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Get back in the window!
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“OK, this’ll be great. You cover me, I’ll crawl under the window.”
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“They’re going to be so surprised.”
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“Doh! They got me.”
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Vengeance is swift
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Panic in the Embassy
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Boba Welt
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Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the welt on his butt
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Motley Crew
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Merely a flesh wound, he’s had worse
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That’s gotta hurt
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The soothing nectar of the Dew makes the pain go away
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Our excellent ref, Nate
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Mark tries to run Hazmatt off the road