April 17, 2004 saw Chicago Force return once more to Blast Camp for a day of paintball fun. The paintball gods smiled down from on high and we had excellent weather for the third year in a row. Blast Camp is an excellent field, and Chicago Force thanks them for their courteous treatment, professional attitude, and for building a damn fine paintball field.
We didn’t have quite as many turn out this time, only 16, but everyone there had a blast, from the grizzled veterans down to newest of the newbies who had never touched a paintgun before that morning.
We were graced by representatives from the Quad City Jedi Order and the Indy Knights. Thanks for making the trip out, guys!
It was such a good time that plans are being made to turn paintball into a bi-annual event, with the next session possibly in September. Stay tuned to Chicago Forc Web for details.
Pre-Game
- QCJO represents
- We rock!
- Professional Ref Jeff
- The gang
- Jeff explains The Rules
- “Bad Boys, Bad Boys…” Sing with me now
The Octagon
- Radar chronograph
- Jeff gives out the game rules
- Game on!
- Carrie gets into the zone
- Dave pushes it up the middle
- Small people can hide better
- Casualties start to roll in
- Out!
- Sithman moves up the outside
- Waiting for the next game
- Hawkbat takes an early hit to the skull
- Switch sides, play again
- Blue players walk off field Check out the orange player in the lower right-hand corner, about to send the QCJO to the side-lines
- That last blue is eliminated
- Long walk back to reload
Intermission
The next game we played was “Downed Rebel Pilot”. The Rebels had to escort the downed pilot to a safe area, while the Empire tried to kill him. Getting the pilot out or keeping him safe for a set period of time won for the Rebels, eliminating the pilot won for the Empire.
As I played the role of the pilot, there are no pictures of this game. One team successfully kept me hidden in a corner, while the other team made a bold move to get me out. And it would have worked, too, if I wasn’t so fat and lazy.
Anyway, in all the rolling around on the ground, I thought I lost my car keys. So there are no pictures of the next games, as I spent an hour combing the grass for my ride home. Turns out Dave had them in his pocket the whole time.
- Nah-nah, I had your keys!
- Lunch time
- Chicago Force Paintball tradition: Subway
- Dave’s non-traditional salad
- Oooh, he is a sexy beast
- Tara thinks Dave looks funny
The Berm
- Getting the Attack & Defend rules
- Sithman and Hawkbat share a cozy hole
- Sithy can’t seem to hit anything
- Tara moves into position
- Waiting for a target
- Dave is #1!
- Hawkbat moves to where Sithman got shot…and gets shot
- Defending the hill
- Goat makes a dash for cover
- …but doesn’t go un-noticed
- And they’re both out
- Sithman rushes the hill
- Rasie your hand if you’re Sure
- Waiting for “Kick the Cone” to start
- Sithman moves up…
- …makes a break for the cone
- The next cone-taker sacrifices his body for the team
- It’s alright, folks! He’s OK!
Balls to the Wall
- Taking it indoor
- Awaiting the whistle
- Clearing the gauntlet
- Clearing a jam
- They suck, and that’s sad
- Looking down the pipe
- Now that’s some splatter
- Tate guards the exit
- Taking ground slowly
- Don’t shoot the cameraman!
- “So, you come here often?”
- You WILL hold this doorway!
- Another head shot!
Speedball
- Speedball awaits
- Game on!
- Cross-generation teamwork
- Dave gets out…again
- This looks like a good spot…
- …or not
- Hawkbat tries to be sneaky
- QCJO takes ground
- Hugging the snake
- Orange team is ready
- Sithy tries to hold his position…
- …but the opposition is fierce
- “…and the paintball looked THIS big!”
The Embassy
- Excellent Attack & Defend field
- What you lookin’ at?
- Trying to find a good position
- Main action area
- They’re coming!
- Ya need to learn ta duck, son
The Wound Gallery
- Head shots were the order of the day
- That’s GOTTA hurt
- The ones that don’t break hurt the most
- It doesn’t have to look bad to hurt
- The Flash!
- Ow
- Even more OW
- What the…..?